i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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