Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize