she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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