The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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