So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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