I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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