this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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