I wish I only lived at night.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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