She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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