I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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