I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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