one two three fourrrrnication!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
porn star boner night. come get it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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