Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You were trust falling into bushes
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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