i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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