You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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