And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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