While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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