This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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