I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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