I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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