After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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