TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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