Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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