who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize