dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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