these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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