Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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