Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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