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A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I have post one night stand depression
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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