does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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