Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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