He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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