Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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