Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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