I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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