Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Randomize