apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The ass gains better be worth it
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