I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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