I love black thongs
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just high enough for therapy.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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