Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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