I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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