So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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