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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just found puke in my bra..
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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