just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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