Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
A bitchslap is in order.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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