Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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