I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
from now on my penis is your penis
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It's never too late to be topless.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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