My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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