Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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