Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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