im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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