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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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